Dog Egg Collector
I broke three Bosch disc-sanders, a box of Snap-On spanners, a brand new Husqvana chainsaw and Terberg lifter before buying this album. Now, I can enjoy ballads without the need to overuse my own collection of power tools. Thank you DJ Dadmagnet!
Described by his friends and family as a 'top bloke', 'satisfactory lover' and 'bloody embarrassment', we at Chin Stroke Records are very lucky to release DJ Dadmagnet's critically-acclaimed work 'Power Tool Ballads'.
Dadmagnet has spent years tinkering on this mixtape in his shed at the bottom of the garden, almost to the point of alienating his wife and neglecting the needs of his children. And now, after his work is complete and he can finally afford that new railway set he's been wanting - will he make it up to his loved ones? Obviously not as he is totally incapable of dealing with emotions, least of all his own.